Snow squalls all over the area right now. Left home in the clear, drove into a whiteout. Nothing stuck.

Stopped to get gas. A grey Corolla was slowly driving around the large layout of pumps. A nice lady was filling up - for some reason, she had her passenger side window open. You know where I’m going with this. A young man popped out of the Corolla, made a dash for the open window. I assume there was a purse on the seat.

He made the mistake of looking at me. I was already in motion, shouted “MAKE MY FUCKING DAY!” He snapped around, got back in the car, and they took off.

The poor lady thought I was yelling at her, until she saw the kid and the car. She mouthed “Thank you!” over the pumps. I wished her a good day, and then started laughing.

So, I bought myself a reward.