Y'all do realize ...

Tennessee's "chemtrails bill" bans farting, don't you?

Their own 'summary' language: "AMENDMENT #1 rewrites the bill to prohibit the intentional injection, release, or dispersion, by any means, of chemicals, chemical compounds, substances, or apparatus within the borders of this state into the atmosphere with the express purpose of affecting temperature, weather, or the intensity of the sunlight."

A good gaseous release certainly does release heat. I suppose it comes down to ‘intent’; otherwise, they’d best arrest every resident of Tennessee.